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景天 发表于 2008-7-11 11:07

前台小姐雷倒老外

核心提示:别看,不然你也会被逼晕……


  刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 

  前台小姐:“Hello.”


  美国人:“Hi.”


  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”


  美国人:“Can you speak english?”


  前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”


  美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?”


  前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!”


  美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”


  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”


  美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”


  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”


  美国人吐血而亡……

景天 发表于 2008-7-11 11:36

非法顶贴加坐沙发。。。。

天1生水 发表于 2008-7-11 11:58

I want to speak to your head.这句都很强大……

shirl 发表于 2008-7-11 13:21

Chinese English...
"Head not zai"..晕了..

雯子 发表于 2008-7-11 14:38

Head not zai   这个还搞笑哦~~o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

梦瑶 发表于 2008-7-11 17:01

前台小姐:“Hello.”


  美国人:“Hi.”


  前台小姐:What can I do for you!


  美国人:“Can you speak english?”


  前台小姐: yep, I can speak a little .


  美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?”


  前台小姐:“sorry I am not sure, and they are busy now, cause they are playing games!”


  美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”


  前台小姐:“Please keep silent, and wait for awile.”


  美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”


  前台小姐:“sorry, our head isn't here , maybe you can come tomorrow!”

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